Mrs. Dillard is hosting a linky party so I thought I'd re-post this blog entry from last month and join the fun! Hope you enjoy! :0)
(Comments from kiddos when I was pregnant...)
"Mrs. B., is that the baby's head?"-Student
"No sweetie, that's my belly button."-Me
"Ohhhh, I've got one of those belly button things too!"-Student
"Mrs. B. I've figured out why you've gotten so fat!"-Student
"Because I'm going to have a baby soon?"-Me
"No...because you eat A TON!"-Student
"Mrs. B. are you going to eat something really spicy and hot to get the baby out?"--Student
"Ummm...."---Me! ( I still have no idea where that one came from!! LOL)
(comments that still have me laughing!....)
"Mrs. B. how do you get your legs so shiny?"-Student
"I don't know sweetie, lotion."-Me
"Well I don't know how you do it, but I think it's great!"-Student
"Mrs. B. you look much better when you put make up on."-Student
"And good morning to you too!" :0) - Me
"I would like D to explain how he solved his CGI problem." -Me
"Well, class, I was thinking very deeply about the problem, because I really wanted to get to my center, so I just solved it in a snap and off I went."-Student
There are so many more! I should really start writing them down! Love my first grade kiddos, you never know what they might say!!! :0)
haha those stories are so cute! one of my students was changing my schedule cards for me because I forgot to one morning. She turns to me and says "we don't have RTI today" and switches it to Language Arts. I told her I was proud of her for remembering and she says "I know what I need to know!" It was so darn cute!
ReplyDeleteHadar
Miss Kindergarten
Hadar, That's so sweet! :0) And thanks for commenting! Your blog is GREAT!!!
ReplyDeleteThese are super funny! I really think I need to carry a notebook around to remember everything the kids say!!
ReplyDeleteMarvelous Multiagers!
I am LMAO! Thanks so much for joining my linky party! I just love when they are full of compliments (make-up). When I got married this year I had a student say "why did you get married, are you knocked up or something?"....out of the mouths of babes...
ReplyDeleteBTW I am a new follower ;o)
Peace, Mel D
Oh the Places We’ll Go
Jill, My mom suggested the same idea! She said that I should write a book of just funny "kiddo" comments...instead I'll just blog about them! LOL ;0)
ReplyDeleteMel, So glad to have you!! And I'm am also a new follower of your blog! and the knocked up comment...HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! LOL ;0)